Democrats, moderate republicans, libertarians, independents, and all
other critical thinking citizens, speak out now!!! Help
the USA get back on the right (correct) side of history and help preserve
the two-party system!
Give to those special folks who still remain in a state of
confusion and denial, especially those trapped in the bizarre
world of talk radio.
When logic, reason, and even facts have all failed ~ why not
try magic? If used as directed, this product can turn even
a ditto-head into an enlightened and responsible voter.
Your gift of hope and newfound 'freedom of thought' can be your little
secret. We will mail the dunce cap to the people of your choosing. Then
watch with glee and pride as your loved oneís conversation gradually becomes
more pleasant and intellectually stimulating!